What Is Christianity?
(I Think My Dad’s Gone Crazy)
Because You Have Seen Me
You Have Believed...
What Is Real?
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
(How To Learn Anything)
It’s Not A Phase Mom!
(Walter Jr. Asking To Be Called Flynn)
Whoever Loses Their Life
For My Sake Will Find It
You Need Professional Mental Help
I’m Pickle Rick!!!
He’s Right You Know
I’m Such A Millennial
(How Do I Reach These Kids)
The Millennial Reign of Christ
Spoiler Alert
This Is Always True
Because Jesus Is Actually Real
How To Stop The Spread Of
Dangerous Misinformation
Why I No Longer Believe In God
For The Message of the Cross Is Foolishness
To Those Who Are Perishing
You’re Taking That Out Of Context!!!
Nope! Chuck Testa
How To Agree Or Disagree
No One Can Say, “Jesus Is Lord,”
Except By The Holy Spirit
Jesus Is Lord
You’re Taking That Too Literally!!!
This Is What The Bible Says
All That Is Secret Will Eventually
Be Brought Into The Open
Eventually
Common Sense Test
Preschool Reading Lessons
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader
(Are You Ready Kids?)
Vicar: From Latin Vicarius,
Meaning Substitute
Drake, Where’s Jesus, Our REAL Teacher?!?
Bruh, Look At This Dude
(Their St. Francis of Assisi Prophecy)
A Pope With No Significant Decodes
(Unlike Pope Francis)
There Is A Way That Seems Right To A Man,
But Its End Is The Way To Death
This Is My Point Of View
(Breaking The 4th Wall)
Before God Does Anything He Tells His Plans
To His Servants The Prophets
They Have Eyes To See But Do Not See
They Have Ears To Hear But Do Not Hear
(I Can’t Hear You)
Do You Know De Wae?
It’s Not A Religion
This Fucked With My Head,
It Makes Me Question Reality
I Miss Uncle Hank,
Dad’s A Jerk Because He Killed Him
I Can't Talk About It With Anyone,
Nobody Believes A Thing I Say
This Is My Life Now (Art Studio)
Unlike Hitler, I Got Accepted Into Art School
Demiurge, Yaldabaoth
(Their View of Yahweh)
This Is My Job Now (Undercover Boss)
I'm Disabled (I'm Walter Jr.)
I’m Glad I Returned Home
After I Ran Away
A True Story (It Is Finished),
Does It Offend You, Yeah?
Based On A True Story
(Gnosis, Hero's Journey, Coming of Age)
Alarm, Ringing Phone, Bell (Ba’al’s Arrival)
Wake Up! (Hey: Window),
Good Mythical Morning
Follow The White Rabbit
(Orion Chasing Lepus)
The Magician Card, Top Hat (Freemasonry)
Do Not Turn To Mediums
Or Seek Out Spiritists
Ego Transcendence
(Lamed: To Teach, Ox Goad)
Question Everything (Math Test),
The Scientific Method
I’m Spiritual But Not Religious
(Everything But Christianity)
Don’t Believe Everything I Say and
Do Your Own Research
From New Age to Jesus Christ
(My Testimony)
22 Paths (22 Hebrew Letters
& Major Arcana Tarot Cards)
4 Worlds
(Atziluth, Briah, Yetzirah, and Assiah)
Hermit Tarot Card (Lamp of Truth)
Emerald Tablet (Philosopher's Stone)
Serpent (Nachash),
Kundalini (Le7els: 7 Seals, 7 Chakras)
Kabbalistic Tree
(Kabbalah, Kaaba Allah), Red String
Hermetics (Shaman),
Dr. Who (World Health Organization)
Completion of Their Great Work
(Magnum Opus)
Source Code (369),
Truth Serum, Computer Simulation
Hidden Knowledge (Library),
Fire (Prometheus, Cigarettes)
Crazy Propaganda (Tin Foil Hat),
The Theory of Everything
Under The Dome, NASA's Lies (To Deceive)
Shattered Reality,
Broken Glass (Broken Firmerment)
Breaking The Veil of Space (X) & Time (O),
Square & Compass
Sacred Geometry, Vitruvian Man,
Grand Architect, Archons
Project Bluebeam
(Holograms, Astral Projection)
Their Gabriel Announcing Their Kingdom
(Archangel of Yesod)
Their Moonchild Born
Through The Moongate Door (Yesod, 9)
Moon Base (Ashtar’s Space Station),
Their Ark
Virtual, Augmented, and Mixed Reality
(Polygon Man, Apollyon)
Rainbow Bridge (Da’ath),
Einstein Rosen Bridge, Throat Chakra
Their Kingdom (Malkuth),
Nirvana (Their Heaven On Earth)
Transfigured Golden Cube
(Counterfeit New Jerusalem)
♌︎ Sun Ra (6), Their Christ Child,
Leo, Buddha, Solar Plexus Chakra
Jacob’s Ladder (DNA),
Tower of Babel (Elevators & Escalators)
Universal Serial Bus, Taxi
(End of the Line, Endgame)
Train Wreck, Plane and Car Crash
(The Fall, Plane of Existence)
Are You A Traveling Man?
(Fool's Journey, Traveling East)
Royal Order of Jesters, Insane Clown Posse
(Why So Sirius?)
Galactic Federation of Light,
Ascended Masters (Sananda)
Fallen Angels and Fallen Leaves (33%)
The Watchers (Book of Enoch)
Nephilim (Giants),
Days of Noah (Genetic Modification)
Transhumanism (Mixing Iron and Clay),
Evolution Propaganda
Metamorphosis (Global Digital
Transfiguration), Übermensch
Transfigured OX (Golden Calf)
Their Bride of Christ (Sophia),
Their Woman of Magdala
Woman In Red Dress, Rose, Root Chakra
(Their Divine Feminine)
Jack's Son Jackson (Jackal, Anubis)
Mike El (False Christ of Jehovah's Witness),
Works With Raphael
Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn,
Hermes Trismegistus
Their Holy Grail or Elixir of Life
(Biblical Cup of Filth), Drink Me
Orange Is The New Black
(Trauma Based Mind Control)
Chains, Fences, and Cages
(Prison / Prism Break)
Rat Maze (Pan's Labyrinth)
Welcome To The Jungle
(Into The Lion’s Den, Strength Card)
Belly of the Beast (BB or 1313),
Revelation 13:1 Revelation 13:11
The Sign of Jonah
(ISIS Blowing Up His Tomb), Whale (Binah, 3)
Matrix (Womb, In Utero), Cave of Wonders,
Chamber of Secrets
Black Void (Barren Womb, Abyss),
Deception, Fear (The Moon Card)
Barren Lands (Barren Womb),
Tartarus (Hades), Gimel: Camel
River Crossing (St. Christopher),
Breaking The Water (Birth)
Father, Yah (Chokhmah, 2) and
Mother (Binah, 3), Twin Flames
Family Guy (Kinship), Sun Child
(Their Exodus), Tiferet (6)
Escape Room, Big Brother Cain’s
Haunted House (Beyt)
Moon (Yesod, 9) and Apollo 11
(2+3+6, Chokhmah Binah Tiferet)
Piano Keys and Doors
(Key of Solomon: Inverse Key of David)
Rabbit Hole, Tunnels, Elevator Shaft,
Vaginal Canal (Birth)
Camera, Projector Lens, Shutter
(Aperture Science)
Third Eye Chakra (Eye of Horus),
Pineal Gland (Pinecone)
Eye (Ayin)
Sea, Revelation 13 (Mem: Water)
Neptune's Trident (Son of Saturn)
The Crown Chakra (Kether),
Metatron (Counterfeit I AM)
Healing Crystals, Diamonds (Kether)
White Castle (Kether)
Lighthouse, White Room (Kether),
Eternal Light (Ain Soph Aur)
13th Pillar (Center Pillar),
Princess Diana’s Death (65 MPH)
Watchtower (Jehovah's Witness),
Lightning-Struck Tower Card
Lightning Flash of Creation (777)
Excalibur,
Flaming Sword in the Stone (Zayin)
Cutting Down The Kabbalistic Tree
(Their Carpenter)
Europa and the Wrecking Bull (Destruction)
White Horse (The Sun Card),
Helios, Alexander the Great
♈︎ Red Bull and White Horse (Collision),
Ramses: Born of Ra
♉︎ Red Bull (Destroyer), Taurus
Big Bang (Year Zero), Plutonium (At.No 94),
Twinkling of an Eye
It Is Near (Singularity)
♒︎ Age of Aquarius (Fifth Age (V),
Fountain of Youth)
Summer, Aeon of Horus
(Phoenix, Hawk, Falcon)
Lead (3) into Gold (6),
Saturnalia and The Sun god's Birthday
A Song of Ice and Fire,
Winter Solstice and Sun god’s Birthday
Winter Is Coming, Ice Age
(Isis, High Priestess Card)
Shipwreck
Build Your House on the Rock
Gears and Sinking Sands of Time
(Hourglass)
Black Sabbath
(Let Both Grow Together Until The Harvest)
Radio to Saturn (3), Dark Lord of the Rings
(Ruler of Atlantis)
Seal of Saturn (XX, Double Cross),
Two X's (The 3rd To Last Letter)
Saturn's Pattern (Hexagon Hive Mind),
Star of Remphan
Saturn’s Cube (Think Outside The Box),
Black Rock (Peter)
Zeppelin (Mothership)
Party In Hell (Avicii),
Ecstasy (Celebration Day)
Sacrifice (Hanged Man Card, Judas Priest),
Masonic Casket
X Files (Betrayed With A Kiss)
♎︎ Justice Card, Scales (Libra, Dark Horse)
Grim Reaper, Death Card (Pale Horse),
Their Father Time
Somewhere Deep In The Woods (Ether),
Enchanted Forest
Ether-Net, World Wide Web of Lies
(It Will Come As A Snare)
♓︎ Phishers of Men, End of Age of Pisces
(Tsade: Fish Hook, Nun: Fish)
Weather Control (Operation Popeye),
HAARP (Direct Energy Weapon)
Men Are From Mars (god of War),
Order out of Chaos
War On Drugs, One Love (Jah Rastafari),
Their Lion of Judah
Women are from Venus, Empress Card
(Phosphorus, Eastern Star)
The Jezebel Spirit (Womanizer)
Wolfmother (Romulus and Remus),
She Wolf (Lilith)
Counterfeit Mary, Mother Child Worship
(Semiramis & Tammuz)
♍︎ Virgin Birth (Virgo)
Sex (Sacral Chakra),
Serpent Seed Doctrine (Cain’s Bloodline)
Easter Eggs and Sperm (Fertility)
Psalm 23.5° (Earth's Axis Tilt),
23 Chromosomes, Two 3's (Ɛ3)
It's Always Tea Time
(Their Cup Runs Over, Spill The Tea)
It Twt Gets To Eat (Transubstantiation -
Vampirism and Cannibalism)
Eucharist (Eat Me, Meatloaf),
Tearing Flesh (Sarcasm)
The Cake Is A Lie (Eat, Shit, and Die),
Their Bridegroom
Holy Shit
(Codex Vaticanus - Prophet of the Anus)
Reich of The Black Sun Empire
(Jesuit Logo IHS: Isis Horus Set)
Samael and Sam'Sun[G]
(Inverse of Samson: Sun Child)
Pillars of Mercy and Severity
(Boaz and Jachin), IXXI (9/11)
Red (-) and Blue (+), Hegelian Dialectic
(National Divorce)
Purple Haze, CyanogenMod
(Androgynous, RGB Collision)
Feminism, Demasculinizing Men
(Removing The Y Chromosome)
Woe To Those Who Call
Evil Good And Good Evil (Woke Jesus)
CERN (Sub Atomic and Quantum Realm),
Shiva (Destroyer)
Octagon (Tesseract), OX (Aleph),
8 Pointed Star (The Star Card)
Ouroboros (Rebirth, Counterfeit
Resurrection) Ain Soph: Limitless
42° (The Answer to Life, The Universe,
and Everything), DD
Jupiter (I Am Number 4, Chesed),
Son of Saturn
Crossing of Thresholds (Dalet: Door),
Hot Dog (Prefer Boys)
88 Constellations and Piano Keys
(HH, Mocking the Holy of Holies)
Say Ten (Aten), Captain EO (IAΩ),
AI (1+9), OM Mantras
♊︎ Gospel of Thomas (Gemini, Twin),
Apollo (6) and Artemis (9)
Dog (God Backwards),
Everything Is Upside Down
Their Lamb of Their god
(Lamb of Isis, Islam)
There’s Something Wrong With Esther
(Orphan, No Mention of God)
Umbrellas (Rain Man, Ra In Man),
Rain Maker (Rain Dance)
Satanic Ritual Abuse (Human Sacrifice),
The Evil Within
Tomb / Womb Stone, Rolling Stones
(Sisyphus), Tomb Raider
♋︎ Yin Yang, Sun (6) and Moon (9),
Tiferet & Yesod
Gold (6) and Silver (9),
Sun god's Birthday and Winter Solstice
You Spin Me Right Round
Like A Record At 33.33 RPM
The M Machine (Eminem) 9+11+13=ᴟᴟ
Savior Archetype (Their Divine Spark),
Emanation of the Monad
Their King in the North
(Resh: Head, Samekh: Prop, To Support)
How To Train Your Dragon (Their St. George)
Darkness (-) into Light (+)
Black (-) and Red (+)
Fresh Prince of Angels and Sine Waves
(On Air)
Game of Thrones
(Mocking The Throne of God)
Magic Sky Daddy (Uranus, Father of Saturn)
Born of Osiris, The Green Man (Nimrod),
Obelisk (8==D)
Orion (Nimrod, Mighty Hunter),
Sirius (Dog Star)
Stag (Nimrod, Mighty Hunter),
Horned god (CERNunnos)
♐︎ Sagittarius (Katniss),
Mighty Hunter (Nimrod and Artemis)
Pig Demons (Wild Boar,
Tammuz Hunting Accident)
I'm Just A Bill, Kill Bill, Sacrifice of the Law
(Do What Thou Wilt)
Mom Died (Lilith’s Death, Path of Lilith,
Left Hand Path, So Below)
Weeping for Tammuz (Lent)
Pussy Cat (Eye of the Tiger)
Kali (Tongue, Fullness of Time),
Pey: Mouth, Shin: Teeth
Teen Troubles (High School Never Ends)
Nature Documentaries (Animal Planet)
Indigo Children (ADHD, Hyper), Starseeds
Children of the Korn (Mayan Creation Myth),
Farmer Cain
Scarecrow (It), Center Cross (Unfolded Cube)
Bird Reveal: Roosters and Crows
(Peter Denies Christ 3 Times)
Lord of the Flies (Beelzebub)
Jack Parsons (Friends with L Ron Hubbard
and Aleister Crowley)
Moon Key, Planet of the Apes
(Qoph: Back of Head)
Elephant In The Room,
Childhood Foundation (Yesod), Memory
John Dies At The End, Johnson
(Graced by Yah)
Skull and Bones (Order 3:22)
Nine Inch Nails, Vav Vav Vav (666)
Hamsa Hand (Yod: Hand, Kaph: Palm)
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars
Saturnalia (Pope Francis’s Birthday)
Krampus, Shaun (Gift)
Edd, Ned, and Teddy Bear (The Guardian)
Dove (Their Holy Spirit)
Penny (1¢), Nickelback (5¢),
Dime (10¢), Quarterback (25¢)
Flynn's Arcade (Game Over, The End)
How Did I Get Here?
(Split Mind, Schizophrenia)
Bloodbath (Satanic Baptism, Bathtub),
Their Holy Water
Marine Spirits, Aquarian Race
(We Are The Drowned)
Black Goo (Programmable Dark Matter,
Nano Technology, mRNA)
♑︎ Baphomet (Androgynous: (.)(.) 8==D),
Capricorn, The Devil Card
Their Father (Papa Roach),
Locust (Nuclear Fallout)
Black Veil Brides
(Sathariel, The Concealing Ones)
Strong Independent Black Woman
Who Don't Need No Man
♏︎ Woodkid (Wooden Cane),
Scorpion Child (Scorpio)
Ready Player One
(Scientology Operating Thetan Levels)
Air Jordan (The Jump Program)
Haircut (Samson and Delilah),
Learning To Shave
Learning To Drive Again
Route 66 (Highway To Hell)
99 Names of Allah
Carbon Copy
(6 Protons, 6 Electrons, and 6 Neutrons)
Their Glory, Anchor and Ankh
(Emperor Card)
The Secret of the Fox
(666 In English Gematria)
Messenger (Mail Time, Exploring Stamps),
Post Office (Post It)
Owl (Minerva / Athena: Wisdom),
Bohemian Grove (Moloch)
Return To Source (Sorcery),
The World Card (Completion)
Entering Adulthood (12 ➜13 Years Old,
Their Bar Mitzvah)
I Want To Die Because I'm A Potato
(The Trance of Sorrow)
The Writing Is On The Wall (Cheth),
Kill Everybody
Other Miscellaneous Satanic Things
(AMA, IAO131)
Jesus Vs. Religion
(Religion For Breakfast, Jesus Saves)
(┛ಠ_ಠ)┛彡┻━┻
Their House (Couch, La Z Boy Chair, Cleaning
The Gutter, Trimming The Hedges)
I Like To Move It (Moving Day)
Mocking Jesus (Their Divine Comedy),
Jackass (Donkey), Satire
Be Sober, Be Vigilant,
Always Be On The Watch
Their Christ Consciousness
(Church of the Ascension)
Creativity (Religious Psychosis)
Education and Research (Skillshare, Skillet)
The Sabbateans & Frankism
(Their Salvation Through Sin)
The Hardest Language To Learn
Arts and Crafts
(Tattoos, Makeup, and Jewelry)
Planet Fitness
(Let’s Get Physical, The Amazing Race)
Ark of the Covenant
(Not In 2nd Temple, Made of Acacia)
Protocols of the Elders of Zion,
The Talmud, The Zohar
Restoration of Israel
(You Shall Return Minus 6 Million)
Albert Pike and the Three World Wars
One World Government (UN, Agenda 2030)
One World Currency (World Economic Forum)
Climate Change Propaganda,
Green Energy (Heart Chakra)
While People Are Saying, “Peace and Safety,”
Destruction Will Come On Them Suddenly
Do Not Conform To The Pattern Of This World
People Will Be Lovers Of Themselves
Stonehenge (Summer Solstice)
Georgia Guidestones
(The Devil Went Down To Georgia)
Playing You Like A Fiddle
(Harp, Apollo’s Lyre)
Master of Puppets
(There Are No Strings On Me)
The Royal Family
I See London (Glastonbury Tor)
I See France (Baguette)
Our Italian Honeymoon (EuroTrip)
I Can See Your Underpants
(Mormon Magic Underwear)
Gnomes
DMT Machine Elves
Psilocybin Mushrooms
Soup (Hell’s Kitchen, Spirit Cooking)
Tribal Dude and Homeless Dude (Voodoo)
Buddhist Monk (Vow of Silence)
How To Sauna (Spa)
School of Wok (Stir Fry),
Chinese Food and Japanese Food
Crab Rave, Red Lobster
(Why Not Zoidberg?)
Take The Fight Out Of Cancer
Fight Club (Eris),
You’re A Jerk (Rude Awakening)
Roman Colosseum (Are You Not Entertained?)
Filled With Fury (Escape The Fate),
Anger Management
The Cracks Begin To Show,
This Is Groundbreaking (Earthquakes)
Empire of the Sun
(Bring Me The Horizon, The Chariot Card)
Tribe of Dan (Denmark)
The Marked Ones (Tav, Ash Wednesday)
We Are All Made of Stars
(All We Are Is Dust In The Wind)
Only Shooting Stars Break The Mold
(The Fall of Sophia)
Gravity (This Is Heavy, 9.8m/s ²)
Discovery (Great Scott), I Love Lamp
(Light Bulbs), Teth (Good)
Path of Exile (My Abandonment Issues)
A Prophet Is Honored Everywhere Except In His
Own Hometown And Among His Own Family
Whyyyyyyyy?
Everyone Is Stupid Except Me
(Homer’s Iliad and Odyssey)
Stop Bullying Me! (Humiliation Ritual)
See You At The Flagpole
After School Activities
(Under The Bleachers, Detention)
Their Clique (Stoop Kids, Porch Sitting),
Apartment Therapy
Back Alley (Backstage Passes,
Behind The Scenes), Motel
Groupies and Sluts (Mean Girls),
School Dance (Spiked Punch)
Method Acting (Audition Tapes)
Swing Set, Playground, and Sandbox
(Recess, Field Day)
We’re Cruisin’ For A Bruisin’
(My Self Destructive Behaviors)
Ultimate Survival (Naked and Afraid,
Desert Island)
Skydiving, Rock Climbing,
Cliff Diving, and Bungee Jumping
Scuba Lessons and Snorkeling
(Under The Sea, I Like Turtles)
Learning To Surf
Whitewater Rafting and Water Sports
(Water Works)
How To Squirt (Squirt Gun, Super Soaker)
I’ll Show You My O Face
Cheerleader (Sex Moans),
Champagne (Cheers!)
Dance Lessons (Future Cheerleader)
Ski and Snowboard Lessons
Dirt Bike Racing (Extreme Sports)
Wrestling and Boxing
(The Struggle Is Real), Martial Arts
Football, Soccer, Rugby, Ultimate Frisbee
(Contact Sports)
BASEketball (Home Run, Slam Dunk)
and Bowling Ball (Strike It)
Volleyball (Spike It),
Tennis and Badminton (Racquet)
Equestrian Team (Leather Working)
Sword Fighting and Fencing (Blacksmith)
Laser Tag (Zap It), Airsoft and Paintball
(First Person Shooter)
Roller Derby and Ice Skating (Hockey)
Skateboarding and Longboarding
Under The Boardwalk and
Under The Bridge (Rooftops)
The Drifters
(Hitchhiking and Backpacking), Runaway
Van Life (Park Place, Park Bench),
Camping
Mallrats, Thrift Shop, Best Buy
(Shopping Cart)
Referee, Coach (Whistleblower),
SportsCenter (ESPN)
Leaked Information (Water Heater,
Pressure Cooker, Pipes)
Kitchen Sink
(Dish Washer and Window Washer)
Automotive Technician, Junk Yard
(Under The Hood, Wrench It)
Pipe Worker, Plumber (Pan’s Flute),
Vacuum Repair Service
Blowjob (Do Not Miss Your Chance To Blow)
You Take My Breath Away (I Can’t Breathe)
Reunite With Your Breath
(I’m A Fan, Airbending), Yoga
Drum Circle
Guitar Center
Tuning Forks and Magnets
(How Do They Work?)
Sound Waves, Ocean Waves, And Microwaves
(The Force)
Blinded Minds Of The Unbelievers
Deja Vu?!
Player Select (Play Hard, Go Play)
How To Remember Your Past Life
(You Must Be Born Again)
Memory Eraser (The Spotless Mind)
Living With Alzheimer’s Disease
(Look At This Photograph)
Nursing Home (Abandoned Hospital)
Hot and Sexy Nurse
Welcome To My Crib (Nursery Room)
I Have Placed Before You An Open Door
The Church Of Philadelphia
(In West Philadelphia Born And Raised)
I Know That You Have Little Strength
(Go On Without Me)
His Palms Are Sweaty
Under The Bedsheets
(Sexual Awakening, Pillow Fight)
Dirty Laundry (Laundromat)
Sexy Car Wash
Shower Sex (Don’t Forget To Bring A Towel,
Bathroom Break)
There’s Vomit On His Sweater Already
(Bulimia), PTSD
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
(Mom’s Spaghetti)
You’re A Monster
(Where The Wild Things Are)
Which Demon Is Living In Your Soul?
(We Are Legion)
Viva La Resistance
(Antifa, We Are Anonymous, The Purge)
Black Lives Matter (Race War, Immigration)
Riot Police (A Grey State),
Police Academy (DEA), ICE Agents
Fascism (Nazi SS), Holocaust: Burnt Offering
Operation Paperclip (CIA, Mossad)
It Looks Like You’re Writing A Letter
Would You Like Help With That?
Write This Down
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right,
Left, Right, B, A, Start
Levitation (Elevation Worship)
Orgasm (Nymphomania), Moderation
(Temperance Card)
When Will The Bass Drop?
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?
Turn Down For What? (John I Want A Divorce)
Off With His Head!!!
The OK Hand Sign Is Not OK
(Right Eye Blinded)
Capirote (White Power, KKK)
The Knights Templar, Knights of Columbus,
Ordo Templi Orientis
The Pyramids of Egypt (Al-Khemia, Alchemy)
The Builders Who Reject The True Cornerstone
(Freemasons)
Dome of the Rock (Octagon),
The Apotheosis of Washington
The Basilica (Basilisk)
Their Serpent King Of The Hill
All Roads Lead To Rome
(Stone Pathway, Snake Skin)
Whore of Babylon
(Everyone Knows It’s Wendy)
Pole Dancing
Firefighter, Burning Man, Man On Fire
(Lit Mixtape, We Lit Fam)
The Roof Is On Fire
(Volcano gods and Family Arguments)
It’s Just The Northern Lights (Aurora Borealis)
Good Burger (Fry Cook),
An Unforgettable Luncheon
Clerks (7/11), and Gas Station (Truck Stop)
The Office (Work It, Work Hard)
Janitor and Maid (Clean It), Groundskeeper
Flight Attendant, Steward, Butler
(Google Assistant, Alexa, Siri)
Drill Sergeant, Captain, and Pilot
(Respect My Authoritah)
Park Ranger, Archeologist,
and Museum Curator (Dinosaurs)
Pizzagate (Prefer Girls) and Balenciaga
(Child Trafficking)
KFC (Los Pollos Hermanos,
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner)
Would You Like A Large Fry With That Shake?
(Super Size Me)
The Harlem Shake (Seizure) and Planking
(Is He Dead?)
The Cinnamon Challenge and
The Ice Bucket Challenge
Sugar and Salt (🜔 Human Body, Physical
Matter, Crystallization, And Condensation)
Brown
Magenta
Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends
(Learning To Draw)
Correctional Facility (Boarding School,
Art and Clown College)
The Montauk Project (Camp Hero),
Remote Viewing
Band Class (You’re A Rockstar)
Go Kart Racing (The Rubber Band Effect,
Wheels, Burnout)
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (ASAP),
Speedrun (AGDQ, SGDQ)
I Do Coke
Yes! Oh My God! (Shots of Awe,
Don’t Forget To Be Awesome)
The Chemical Brothers (Alchemical Change)
The Hot Ones (Hot Topic), Chili Powder
(Spice, Everything Nice)
The Cold, Hard, Bitter, And Ugly Truth
I Can’t Even (You Can’t Handle The Truth)
Fairly Oddparents (Odd Fellows)
Something You Wouldn’t Believe
(Even If You Were Told)
It’s As If Something Strange Is Happening
Better Call Saul (Lawyer Up)
Communism (Manchurian Candidates,
Gog and Magog)
If You Had One Shot Or One Opportunity
(Russian Roulette)
Smack That (The Slap Heard
Around The World), Godsmack
Youth Groups (Demolay, Job’s Daughters,
and Rainbow Girls)
Malcolm In The Middle (Among Us,
Disciple of Columbia)
Agent Cody Bank’s Vault (Den of Thieves,
ATM Machine, Money)
Fake News (Operation Mockingbird),
Crisis Actors
Biohazard, Toxic Waste
(Shit, Piss, Cum, Spit, Snot)
Dirty Jobs (Alice Bailey's 10 Point Plan
To Destroy Christianity)
Coronavirus Pandemic (Vaccine Propaganda),
Event 201
Mobile Home (The Lab), Trailer Park Boys
Mother Fucker (Nimrod and Semiramis)
District of Columbia (Washington DC)
September 23 (266th Day),
2015 (Yom Kippur) 2017 (Revelation 12 Sign)
Birth of Tammuz (266 Days From Conception)
Abortion Propaganda
266th Pope (First Jesuit Pope),
The Hierophant Card
The Black Pope (Jesuit Education)
Throne of Satan (Pergamon Altar of Zeus)
Buraq (Lightning, To Shine)
Obama (Someone To Lean On)
Islamic Mahdi (Muhammad: Jesuit Trained)
Revealed To Muhammad In A Cave
For 23 Years
Cave of Wonders
(33 Men Trapped For 69 Days)
Western (The West Wing,
I Thought You Said Weast)
Monolith and Monotheism
(Living Under A Rock)
Tank It (Soulja Boy)
Christ of The Abyss
London Underground and
The Underground Railroad
Refrigerator (Cool It), Midnight Snack
I Whip My Hair Back And Forth,
Hipster (Ahead of His Time)
Have You Come Here To Torture Us
Before The Appointed Time?
This Opportunity Comes Once In A Lifetime
Everything You Ever Wanted
Would You Capture It? (Peeping Tom,
Making A Porno)
Slippery When Wet (Eating Pussy)
Psycho Girlfriend (I Scream,
Don’t Stick Your Dick In Crazy)
You Better Never Let It Go
(Holding On For Dear Life)
First Comes Love (Love Is The Law,
Love Under Will) The Lovers Card
Then Comes Marriage
(The Unbreakable Vow, Gender War)
Then Comes The Baby In The Baby Carriage
(Grooming Kids)
Disney World (Club 33), Candy Land
(We Got Fun And Games)
I Want To Go Home Sweet Home
(Get Back To The Ship)
You Can Not Earn Your Salvation
(Urn It, Potter)
Honey (Golden Ticket)
Chocolate and Cookies
Milky Way (Cows and Boobs)
Lemonade Stand (Got Any Grapes?)
Grapevines and Olive Branches
(Twigs and Leaves)
Winepress of Their god’s Wrath
(No Forgiveness Without Blood)
Smash That Like Button
(Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch)
Walk It Off (I’m Walkin’ Here, Walk With Me)
We All Live In A Yellow Submarine
Cheese It, Queso (Dip It),
Nachos (Super Bowl)
Toaster, Oven, and Grill
(Toast It, Cook It, Bake It, Grill It)
Subway Sandwich
Subway Of The Future
City Of The Future
(Smart Cities, 15 Minute Cities)
The Nervous System (Internet of Things, 5G)
The Sixth Sense (Twist Endings)
How To Foreplay (Tongue Twister)
Learning To Golf (Tubal Cain, 007)
Learning To Swim (Walking On Water)
Drowning Pool
Raise The Bar
Level Up (Learning From Your Mistakes,
Down’s Syndrome)
Hot Air Balloon
Wheel Of Fortune (Wheel Of Mythicality,
Wheel Of Dharma)
Dating Game
How Shy Are You? (Cat Got Your Tongue?)
Give Me One More Shot
(Uno Mas, Multiple Orgasms)
Dude Perfect (Double Penetration),
Crowded Stadium
It Took Me By Surprise
(Flight In Winter And Sabbath, Flight 93)
The Power Of Prayer
(Prayer Beads And Anal Beads)
What Is My Purpose?
You Pass Butter, Sulfur 🜍 (The Soul, Dryness,
Heat, Evaporation, Expansion, and Dissolution)
I Am Bread (Yeah Toast!)
It’s Your Life
What’s Left? (To The Left, To The Left)
Go The Fuck To Sleep
(You Ask Too Many Questions, I Love You)
Cigarettes After Sex
(Fuck Around And Find Out)
Talk Show (Podcast), Spill The Beans
(Spill Your Guts, Real Talk)
Snitches Get Stitches
(First-Aid Kit, Caught Red Handed)
It’s In The Bag (The Proof Is
In The Pudding, Still Counts)
Period. (End Transmission)
For The Dreamers (True Believers,
The Music Makers)
Art School